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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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