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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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