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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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