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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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