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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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