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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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