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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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