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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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