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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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