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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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