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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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