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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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