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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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