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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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