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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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