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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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