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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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