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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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