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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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