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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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