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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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