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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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