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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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