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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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