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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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