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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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