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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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