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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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