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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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