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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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