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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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