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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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