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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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