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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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