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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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