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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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