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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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