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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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