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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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