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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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