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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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