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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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