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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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