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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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