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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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