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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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