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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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