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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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