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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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