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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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