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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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