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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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