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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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