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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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