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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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