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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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