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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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