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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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