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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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